Thursday, August 5, 2010

A novel idea...


The trashpit...
A giant plastic monster (no, not Gojira!) emerges from the swirling vortex of plastic and sweeps across America, eating small children and demanding environmental reform...

Seriously, folks, this stuff takes longer to degrade than plutonium and is just an harmful to our environment as nuclear waste is to our bodies. Why are we choking our oceans? Oil spills, trash, how would we feel if the fish came flopping up onto land and started drilling for... whatever it is fish eat (they wouldn't be drilling for energy sources... some of Gaia's creatures are smarter than others) and dropping their refuse in your home? In your OXYGEN SUPPLY? What a sad, sorry state of affairs...

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