Thursday, August 5, 2010

A novel idea...


The trashpit...
A giant plastic monster (no, not Gojira!) emerges from the swirling vortex of plastic and sweeps across America, eating small children and demanding environmental reform...

Seriously, folks, this stuff takes longer to degrade than plutonium and is just an harmful to our environment as nuclear waste is to our bodies. Why are we choking our oceans? Oil spills, trash, how would we feel if the fish came flopping up onto land and started drilling for... whatever it is fish eat (they wouldn't be drilling for energy sources... some of Gaia's creatures are smarter than others) and dropping their refuse in your home? In your OXYGEN SUPPLY? What a sad, sorry state of affairs...

Wednesday, August 4, 2010



I am so tired. It is exhausting trying to run the world! And, as an American citizen, it is my duty to police what everyone else is doing, right? By providing our military might to these poor countries, we provide the opportunities for them to focus on scientific and philosophical advances, right? And because we saved them from whatever was threatening them, those advances belong in part to us, right?

Sounds like imperialism to me!

I support our troops; they are doing what they are told, they are doing their jobs, and most of them are doing just fine; they are not setting out to hurt anyone. But somewhere, up the chain of command, there comes a point where responsibility for actions kicks in. I'm not saying there's a table of evil men sitting around somewhere making these decisions; I'm saying this way of thinking has become indoctorinated. We never stop to think about what we're doing. In a country based on the principles of freedom, religious and otherwise, we set out to carry "our view" across the globe. We use everything we have to change the world around us to suit our needs; military might, of course, commercialism (have you READ some of the psychology that goes into the simple message of "ours is better than theirs?)our very words are designed to let us feel like we're doing the world a favor. Instead we spread a hyper-materialism and uber-Americanism that has edged our own populace to become a culture of drug-addled consumers while we gleefully eliminate anything we don't understand (how can they be HAPPY when they don't HAVE anything? Therefore they must not be HAPPY... let's make them happy) not understanding that we ourselves aren't happy... we're complacent.


We have a history in this country of criminalizing those things which bring us pleasure, and pushing those principles and economic theories which make our lives darker and more difficult. I don't know whether this is part of our puritanical heritage or simply the result of handing our lives, bodies and souls over to industry (who can't make much money off of pot, because, lets face it, anyone can grow it!)

I say, GROW IT! Tax it! Fund our medical system! Use it to help people who are depressed, Bipolar, in pain! Let people be playful, creative, use a drug which stimulates and relaxes and has no heavy side effects!